Tag: Beach

Oct 30

A Married Couple

A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers. They were being very affectionate. The girl was running her hands all over the boyfriend and nibbling on his ear. He had his hands on her chest. Looking at them, the wife said to her husband …

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Sep 21

One Wish

A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish.” The guys says, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can’t because I’m afraid to fly and ships make me …

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Nov 23

Build Me A Bridge

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can …

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Oct 03

Nude Beach

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in …

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Aug 21

Dad Completely Knocks Out Drunk Young Punk On The Beach For Messing With His Girls

Well…someone had to teach him!!! Such a great “who’s your daddy” moment. All this old guy was doing was protecting his ladies from this young goof! He tried just talking to him but when he wouldn’t listen the real lesson began. Just priceless! Source: http://www.youtube.com/ 1,030 total views, no views today

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May 27

A Man Was Walking Along A California Beach

  A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp… blah, blah, blah… This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of …

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