Tag: cow

A Farmer

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company’s fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. “Didn’t you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the solicitor. Seamus responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” …

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A Cowboy

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I …

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Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So what happened that’s so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. …

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Oops, This Little Girl Accidentally Let Her Bovine Bestie Inside The House

Most moms will throw a fit if┬átheir kids track in just a bit of dirt on their nicely vacuumed carpet, but this mom would probably prefer that to what her 5-year-old daughter waltzed into their home. This adorable video was filmed by Billie Jo Decker and shows her daughter hilariously try to explain how one …

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