Tag: Cowboy

Elderly Couple On Vacation

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Bessie?” Bessie looks him over. “Nope.” Sam says excitedly, “Come on, …

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A Lady Went Into A Bar

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little …

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Pair Of Cowboy Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered in to the kitchen and said to his wife, Margaret, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked him over, “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert stormed off in to the bedroom, undressed …

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An Elderly Couple On Vacation

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Bessie?” Bessie looks him over. “Nope.” Sam says excitedly, “Come on, …

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A Cowboy

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I …

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