Tag: daughter

Sep 23

Watching The Game

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. ‘What are you doing?’ she exclaimed. The daughter replied, ‘I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this …

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Apr 24

Officer

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But officer, I just wanted to say….” “And I said …

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Mar 04

Mother – in – Law

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they argued before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said …

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Jan 12

Walking With My 4 Year Old Daughter

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, …

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Sep 23

Watching The Game

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. ‘What are you doing?’ she exclaimed. The daughter replied, ‘I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this …

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Mar 03

True Mother – in – Law

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they argued before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said …

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Nov 13

Beautiful Daughter

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition …

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Jul 21

Approval of the Family

When my wife and I decided to get married we’d been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect… and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe and many times I visited, she would flirt …

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Jul 13

The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the …

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Jun 15

This Couple Mistreated Their Father. But They Were Shocked When Their Own Son Said This

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