Tag: driver

Nov 23

Halloween Party

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am …

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Aug 11

Policeman

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do …

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Aug 07

A Passenger In A Taxi

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the …

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Jun 15

Stopped For Speeding

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place . . . The man says, ‘What’s the problem, Officer?’ Officer: ‘You were going at least 75 in a 55-zone.’ Man: ‘No Sir, I was going 65.’ Wife: ‘Oh, Harry, you were going 80.’ (The man gives …

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Mar 07

Mom , How Much Do You Weigh ?

There was this little boy. He wanted to know more about his mom so he asked her,’ Mom, how much do you weigh?’ His mom answered, ‘Don’t ask me or any other woman that question.’ He left, then came back again. He asked, ‘How old are you?’ She answered yet again, ‘Don’t ever ask me …

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Nov 18

The Rabbit

A man was driving down the highway, and he saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the …

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Nov 09

Fast Car

This man had just bought a brand new Ferrari F-50 and he was taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on a moped stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked the man if he could take a quick look inside …

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Oct 24

Car or Haircut

A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we’ll …

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Sep 02

A Cowboy

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I …

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May 31

Helping Your Father

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man. “My father wouldn’t like …

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