Tag: friend

BaseBall In Heaven

  Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a …

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Heaven

A spiritualist who’d recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she’d just received a message from her dead husband – asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes. “The only thing is,” she mused, “that I don’t know where to send them.” “Why not?” asked her friend. “Well, he didn’t actually …

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A Woman Said To Her Friend

A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.” The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I …

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Starting At 8:05

A friend and I were golfing one day when at the 18th hole this guy comes out of nowhere and asks if he could join us. I tell him, “Well, we’re just about done but if you want to join us tomorrow you can. We start at 8 o’clock.” He said, “Great! I’ll be here …

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Perfect

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman … I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.” “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to …

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Attracting Women

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.” …

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Golden Retriever Puppy And Baby Are Best Friends, Love Each Other More Than Life Itself

There are people who would be very hesitant to let a Golden Retriever puppy and a baby near each other like this. But these two clearly have a thing for each other. Golden Retrievers are the kindest and most gentle breed there is. Their intelligence combined with their love for pleasing their owners makes them …

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The Death of Common Sense

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment …

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