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BaseBall In Heaven

  Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a …

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The New Deputy

The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy, when a blonde walks in to apply for the job. He asks her “Okay, what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replies. The Sheriff thinks to himself, “That was not the answer I was looking for, but I guess she’s right!” “What two days of the …

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God Will Save Me

There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, “I’ll stay! God will save me!” The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on buddy, get in!” “No” replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had …

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Three Wishes

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can’t help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but …

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