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Jan 05

Irish Girl

An Irish Girl comes back home for New Year’s Eve. Her father asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?” The girl crying replied, “Dad, I became a prostitute.” “Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to …

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Mar 29

The Mirror

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldomsaw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything. “Well, my wife ain’t home, she’s gone down to the crick to wash clothes, but lemme see …

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Mar 16

Scripture

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed, and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38 (meaning, repent and be baptized…)!” The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman then calmly called the police and explained what she had …

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Sep 11

Two Guys

Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 …

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Aug 30

A Couple

A couple, the Browns, decide to find a therapist to spice up their love life. They finally decide on one that advertises he won’t take your money unless he can help. They go to the appointment and have lengthy physical and psychological exams. They meet the therapist and he says, “I believe I can help …

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May 24

Seeing God

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay …

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Apr 16

Off Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily …

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Apr 09

Twenty Bucks

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell it’s only twenty bucks. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it’s …

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Jan 19

Little Johnny At School

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole …

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Jan 04

An Irish Girl Comes Back Home

An Irish Girl comes back home for New Year’s Eve. Her father asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?” The girl crying replied, “Dad, I became a prostitute.” “Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to …

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