Tag: Irish

Jan 05

Irish Girl

An Irish Girl comes back home for New Year’s Eve. Her father asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?” The girl crying replied, “Dad, I became a prostitute.” “Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to …

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Feb 01

Two Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to theother, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we mightas well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog …

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Jan 04

An Irish Girl Comes Back Home

An Irish Girl comes back home for New Year’s Eve. Her father asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?” The girl crying replied, “Dad, I became a prostitute.” “Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to …

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Jun 05

Irish Tradition

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more. The barman says, “You know a pint goes flat soon …

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