Tag: jokes

Jan 05

Irish Girl

An Irish Girl comes back home for New Year’s Eve. Her father asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?” The girl crying replied, “Dad, I became a prostitute.” “Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to …

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Dec 21

Father & Son

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an green envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: …

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Dec 12

Two Doctors

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on …

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Dec 05

Railroad

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of …

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Nov 23

Halloween Party

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am …

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Oct 26

Two Elderly Women Were Out For Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it, I could have sworn …

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Oct 24

A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is. “Well,” said the drunk, “it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.” “Let me …

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Oct 13

Smart Kid

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “There’s a …

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Sep 23

Family Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Momma, look what I …

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Sep 23

Watching The Game

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. ‘What are you doing?’ she exclaimed. The daughter replied, ‘I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this …

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