Tag: Marry

Mother – in – Law

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they argued before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said …

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Perfect

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman … I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.” “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to …

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A Couple Arrived At Town Hall

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. Heasked if they had a license and, when they didn’t, sent them off to getone. They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got thelicense …

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Guess Who’s The Bride

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women …

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