Tag: men

Jun 03

Women And Golf

2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i’ll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at …

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Apr 10

Cannibals

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The …

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Nov 02

Where Is My Goat ?

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched …

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Sep 06

A Lady Went Into A Bar

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little …

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Jun 28

Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran …

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May 20

Two Elderly Men Were Having Conversation

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, “Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!” Leon replies, “You’re kidding! I can’t even manage to do it once! What’s your secret?” To which Elmer said, “Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I’m …

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Aug 01

Cannibals Capture Three Men

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The …

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Apr 18

What A Way To Go

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!?!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?” “Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house, he didn’t brake properly and BOOM! He hit …

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Apr 16

The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side …

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Apr 05

A Famous Sexologist

A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd. “There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his masculine body and the constant smile on his face. Do we have anyone like this in the …

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