Tag: mom

Go To School

Mom was trying to get her son to get out of bed and get ready for school. “I am not going to school!” the son responded defiantly. “Why not?” Mom wanted to know. “Well, first of all I hate school and second of all ..the kid all hate me!!” was the answer. “Son, that’s not …

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Mom , How Much Do You Weigh ?

There was this little boy. He wanted to know more about his mom so he asked her,’ Mom, how much do you weigh?’ His mom answered, ‘Don’t ask me or any other woman that question.’ He left, then came back again. He asked, ‘How old are you?’ She answered yet again, ‘Don’t ever ask me …

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A Letter Addressed to God

A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to “God”. A postal employee, not knowing exactly what to do with the letter, opened it and read: “Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising …

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Balcony Life

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “There’s a …

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Mom Orders Pizza And Saves Her 3 Children With This Brilliant Hidden Message

This is an incredible story! A Florida mother being held hostage at knife point by her boyfriend managed to call for help using a pizza-delivery app! Cheryl Treadway and her three children were trapped in their home on May 5, 2015 after an argument with her boyfriend turned violent. The resourceful mother could not use …

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SouthWest

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have baby airplanes?” The mother (who couldn’t …

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Goodbye Mom

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so …

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Her Son Laughed When This Mom Said She Could Dance, Until He Saw Her Epic Moves

Mike Song is an incredibly talented choreographer and the biggest fan of the Korean pop song Gangnam Style. When his mom Laura, who is sixty years old, heard the song she loved it too. She wanted to learn some new moves, and asked his son to be her teacher. He knew exactly what to do. …

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Little Billy

Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned, “Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. …

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A Parrot For Christmas

Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might be a good idea.” He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea. “How about a puppy?” “No,” said Johnny. “It may …

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