Tag: nun

Nov 23

Halloween Party

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am …

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Mar 21

Sister , Got Milk

There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890’s whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed …

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Oct 05

A Priest And A Nun

A Priest And A Nun A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had …

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