Tag: Nursing Home

Twin Sisters

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, “The Cambridge Distorter,” told a photographer to get over thereand take the pictures of these 100 year old twin bitteys. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could …

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Two Elderly Residents

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, “I know just what you’re wanting, and for $5 I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.” The old lady …

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Elderly Mother

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her,hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her,fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started …

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