Tag Archive: Order

May 19

Google’s Pizza

– Hello! Gordon’s pizza? – No sir it’s Google’s pizza. – So it’s a wrong number?” Sorry – No sir, Google bought it. – OK. Take my order please – Well sir, you want the usual?” – The usual? You know me? – According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, …

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Jul 10

Hamburger

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later,the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, andnotices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yellingfrantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in myhamburger! I demand to see what is going on!” So, …

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