Tag Archive: parents

Jun 13

The Perfect Dress

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother. Jennifer asked her stepmother …

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Sep 15

Young Man Goes To Drug Store

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the …

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Sep 01

Getting Into Heaven

  After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. …

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Jul 27

Death in the Family

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in July,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000.” “Wow. Two …

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Jul 13

The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the …

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Jun 17

Wedding Day

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as …

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Dec 25

Lovers And Doorbell

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “Honey, would you please give me oral?” Horrified, …

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Nov 08

The Death of Common Sense

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment …

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Oct 14

HILARIOUS PICTURES OF PARENTS WITH AN INCREDIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR.

Who said that parents cant be funny? Sure sometimes they tell old jokes, but these hilarious photos show us that they still can be funnier than their kids. The granddad that was caught sleeping and finally had his revenge totally made my day, just like those parents who painted the exterior of their house while …

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Oct 08

Two Sisters Had Their Wisdom Teeth Pulled At The Same Time, Their Parents Captured This Priceless Conversation

These sisters took a decision. They were going to have their wisdom teeth pulled out at the same time, but their reactions afterward were completely different. Now their parents are having a lot of fun listening to them on their way home after the surgery. It looks like those special drugs really kicked in. This …

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