Tag: party

Halloween Party

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am …

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Subway Party

Two small-town merchants were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference. There was a large party thrown, with lots of food and drink. At the end of the party, they both staggered outside. One guy crossed the street, while the other stumbled into a subway entrance. When the 1st guy …

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Came In My Pants

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host. …

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Beautiful Daughter

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition …

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Birthday Party

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop …

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Birthday Party

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop …

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The Workers In A Large Office

The workers in a large office were making secret plans to stage a big office party for the 70-year old cleaning woman who had spent the better part of her life with the company. Somehow the secret leaked out and the woman got wind of it. Much perturbed, she rushed to the office manager. “Please …

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Birthday Party

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop …

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Old lady and missing clown

Old lady and missing clown – Funny  A lady is giving a party for her grand daughter and has gone all out caterer, band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a …

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Father Surprise Has The Bride And Groom That Leaves The Whole Reception Party In Tears

This father gave his daughter a precious gift to tell her how much she means to him. On her wedding day. Nicole Cortez’ father surprised her by signing to the song ‘I Loved Her First’ by Heartland. The bride in this video, Natalie, is a sign language interpreter. She is not deaf, so though she …

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