Tag: policeman

Aug 02

Detective

A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first SARDAR answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he …

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Aug 11

Policeman

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do …

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Dec 31

The Lucky Old Man

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. “Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she …

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Oct 18

Wishful Thinking

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.” The next-door …

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Jul 31

Blonde Cop

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking by a mall. A policeman starts running after them, so they start running too. They come upon 3 sacks and jump into them. The cop stops and kicks the 1st sack and the brunette says “Meow.” The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a cat.” He kicks …

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Apr 20

Missing Person Report

A husband contacted the police to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. The following conversation took place. Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Policeman: Slim or fat? Husband. Not slim, not fat. Policeman: Color of eyes? …

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Jan 12

Parking

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked …

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Dec 10

Boss and Employee’s Son

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee’s cell phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “May I talk …

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