Tag: road

Dec 05

Railroad

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of …

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Aug 05

Vacation

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts …

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Jun 30

A Blonde’s Car

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. …

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Nov 14

A Bunny Story

Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, …

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Nov 07

A Farmer

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company’s fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. “Didn’t you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the solicitor. Seamus responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” …

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Oct 05

A Priest And A Nun

A Priest And A Nun A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had …

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