Tag Archive: Sausage

May 19

Google’s Pizza

– Hello! Gordon’s pizza? – No sir it’s Google’s pizza. – So it’s a wrong number?” Sorry – No sir, Google bought it. – OK. Take my order please – Well sir, you want the usual?” – The usual? You know me? – According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, …

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Dec 03

Polish Sausage

“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” a guy asks. The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I …

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Aug 04

Sausage Factory

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, “This should impress him!” He showed his son a …

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