Tag: shopping

The Perfect Dress

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother. Jennifer asked her stepmother …

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Insults

A man and his wife, who was 8 months pregnant, were doing some holiday shopping in crowded mall. They had been trading humorous insults for most of the evening, and the man decided that he was going to really get her. He announced in a loud voice, “If you don’t stop insulting me, I’m not …

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Toilet Paper

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a …

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The New Baby

A young mother finds out she is pregnant again, and she tells the good news to anyone who will listen. One day when the woman and the boy are out shopping, a friend of the mother asks the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. “Oh, yes!” the little tyke says. And …

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Thank You For Shopping Walmart

A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, “Excuse me sir … can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, …

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Thank You For Shopping Walmart

A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, “Excuse me sir … can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, …

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A Special Ring

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The …

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Goodbye Mom

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so …

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The Well-Dressed Salesman

A little old man answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a very well-dressed young man in a navy blue pinstriped suit, red silk tie, white shirt, shoes polished like black mirrors, and carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple …

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Stolen Car

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, …

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