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First Grade Teacher

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,”…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full …

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Google’s Pizza

– Hello! Gordon’s pizza? – No sir it’s Google’s pizza. – So it’s a wrong number?” Sorry – No sir, Google bought it. – OK. Take my order please – Well sir, you want the usual?” – The usual? You know me? – According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, …

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Toilet Paper

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a …

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Eating Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men “Why are you eating the grass?” “We don’t have money for food,” the …

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