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Twin Sisters

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, “The Cambridge Distorter,” told a photographer to get over thereand take the pictures of these 100 year old twin bitteys. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could …

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Hair Pulling

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… “Now …

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Sister , Got Milk

There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890’s whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed …

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Eddie In Dallas Calls His Son

Eddie in Dallas calls his son in New York just before Thanksgiving and tells him, “I’m sorry to tell you but your mother and I are getting a divorce. I just cannot tolerate any more of her constant complaining. We can’t stand the sight of each other any more. I’m telling you first, Jerry, because …

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Icing

  A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table. “The …

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Not Afraid

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for …

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Dad Can’t Stop Laughing At Daughter’s Honest Response To Becoming A Big Sister.

These excited parents decided to record their three year-old daughter’s reaction to finding out she is going to be a big sister, but it doesn’t quite go as planned. Her honest response has Dad in stitches laughing. Source: http://www.youtube.com/ 320 total views, no views today

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Drinking is a Sin

John was sitting outside his local bar one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of alcohol. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now John …

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3 Honeymoon Nights

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup …

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Two Sisters Had Their Wisdom Teeth Pulled At The Same Time, Their Parents Captured This Priceless Conversation

These sisters took a decision. They were going to have their wisdom teeth pulled out at the same time, but their reactions afterward were completely different. Now their parents are having a lot of fun listening to them on their way home after the surgery. It looks like those special drugs really kicked in. This …

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