Tag Archive: son

Jun 27

Counting The Money

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinct ivepink envelope on the plate. This went on for …

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Jun 20

The Dead Horse

A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money …

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Apr 03

College

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the waythrough the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money hisparents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. “Dad,” he says, “you won’tbelieve the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why,they actually have a …

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Mar 14

I Have A Question

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish …

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Jan 07

A Mother And Her Young Son

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer), …

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Dec 23

100% Polar Bear

One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” “Of course, son, you’re 100% polar bear.” A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father …

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Nov 14

Gifts For A Teacher

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just …

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Oct 17

Talking Dog

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the first semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him for school. Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, …

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Aug 31

Go To School

Mom was trying to get her son to get out of bed and get ready for school. “I am not going to school!” the son responded defiantly. “Why not?” Mom wanted to know. “Well, first of all I hate school and second of all ..the kid all hate me!!” was the answer. “Son, that’s not …

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Jun 26

12 Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ”Well, you see that 3-pack? That’s for when you’re in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for …

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