Tag Archive: Vegetables

May 19

Google’s Pizza

– Hello! Gordon’s pizza? – No sir it’s Google’s pizza. – So it’s a wrong number?” Sorry – No sir, Google bought it. – OK. Take my order please – Well sir, you want the usual?” – The usual? You know me? – According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, …

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Jun 09

My Wife Asked To Buy Vegetables

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market.I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “Thesevegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with anypoisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have todo that yourself.” …

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