Tag: Walking

Watching The Game

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. ‘What are you doing?’ she exclaimed. The daughter replied, ‘I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this …

Continue reading

907 total views, no views today

Share Button

Walking With My 4 Year Old Daughter

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, …

Continue reading

1,118 total views, no views today

Share Button

One Wish

A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish.” The guys says, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can’t because I’m afraid to fly and ships make me …

Continue reading

791 total views, no views today

Share Button

Pair Of Cowboy Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered in to the kitchen and said to his wife, Margaret, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked him over, “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert stormed off in to the bedroom, undressed …

Continue reading

1,400 total views, no views today

Share Button

The Fourth Of July

The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her …

Continue reading

1,029 total views, no views today

Share Button

Twenty Bucks

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell it’s only twenty bucks. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it’s …

Continue reading

2,537 total views, no views today

Share Button

A Man Was Walking In The Street

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile …

Continue reading

1,377 total views, no views today

Share Button

Male Dogs

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, …

Continue reading

2,839 total views, no views today

Share Button