Tag: women

Oct 26

Two Elderly Women Were Out For Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it, I could have sworn …

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Jun 27

Counting The Money

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinct ivepink envelope on the plate. This went on for …

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Mar 16

Scripture

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed, and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38 (meaning, repent and be baptized…)!” The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman then calmly called the police and explained what she had …

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Mar 04

Mother – in – Law

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they argued before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said …

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Sep 06

A Lady Went Into A Bar

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little …

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Sep 04

Bad Weather

This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”. He got in there and this woman named Hurricane Sally stripped him down and began working wonders. Suddenly she pissed on his stomach, he asked, “What the hell was …

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Jun 30

A Blonde’s Car

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. …

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Jun 03

Women And Golf

2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i’ll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at …

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Mar 31

Casino Money

A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The next morning he walked outside and found …

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Oct 22

Two Women At The Pearly Gates

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. Woman #1: I froze to death. Woman #2: How horrible! Woman #1: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about …

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